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2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins

Why was everyone saying “He’s back”? Because Tiger won three PGA events and started looking like a predator again, even if his knees were held together by hope.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja03/03/2015 17:26Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@The_Real_Morpheus04/27/2005 21:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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@Habbo_Hotel_Bob02/11/2008 05:23The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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