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2007 Vintage: The “Girlfriend” Avril

 “Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your girlfriend!” Avril is back to remind us that she’s still a punk-pop menace.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken02/03/2000 15:40Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Pager_Guy01/07/2003 00:04Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Cyber_Traveler04/23/2009 03:52Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Coffee_Addict12/08/2005 05:19404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Kernel_Panic_9802/26/2005 07:39This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/22/2004 14:10Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Ferris_Bueller06/15/1996 18:57Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Evil_Kermit_M10/22/2000 21:34Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Arthas_Fan_0208/07/2007 19:04Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Runescape_Noob07/22/1996 15:04Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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