2023 Vintage: The Gym Locker
Why did the locker go to school? To get “smarter” about safety. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Gym Locker
2021 Archive: The Don’t Look Up Comet
Why was everyone mad? Because Netflix made a movie that suggested if an extinction-level event happened, we’d spend the last six months of human history… Read More »2021 Archive: The Don’t Look Up Comet
2021 Legacy: The Drake “Certified Lover Boy”
Why the pregnant emojis? For the album that dropped right after Donda, proving that the Drake vs. Kanye war was the most entertaining thing on… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Drake “Certified Lover Boy”
2021 Archive: The WandaVision
I told her I’ve created a sitcom reality in our house. She said, “Then where’s the laugh track? Because nothing you say is funny.” Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The WandaVision
2020 Classic: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open behind their video app just to watch a digital pastry number go up into the nonillions.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2020 Archive: The Better Call Saul Snub
Why nothing again? Because being the best show on TV is apparently not enough to beat billionaires or superheroes. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2020 Archive: The Better Call Saul Snub
2018 Legacy: The This Is America
I tried to do the Childish Gambino dance. I pulled a muscle in my neck. My wife said, “This is 45.” Part of the 66… Read More »2018 Legacy: The This Is America
2018 Legacy: The Cobra Kai Fan
“Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy for the old bulb!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Hub
Why did the dad stay in the hardware store for three hours in 2017? Because he was trying to build the world’s first “ball-bearing” dad… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fidget Spinner Hub
2017 Classic: The Potato
I’m no longer a “couch” potato—I play on the bus. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Potato