2005 Archive: The King Kong (2005) Remake

Why was the Uncle climbing the ladder? Because Peter Jackson reminded us that giant apes are cool, and the Uncle felt very “giant” after three beers.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

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@Msdos_Expert03/26/2014 09:32DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Skate_Or_Die_9904/17/2005 07:51Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/07/2007 15:51One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Starship_Troopers08/22/2013 19:32I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Hamster_Dance_X05/08/2011 22:59Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Guestbook_Signer05/07/2007 07:27Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!