2016 Classic: The “Fly on Mike Pence’s Head” (Preview)

Why were the VP debates so quiet? Because compared to the main event, Tim Kaine and Mike Pence felt like a very polite Sunday school meeting.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »

In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »

Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world th...read more »

Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »

In 2000, the American Presidency didn't just change hands—it got ...read more »

Why was it the final blow? Because in 2024, a three-hour podcast ...read more »

Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »

Why did Trump work the drive-thru? To prove that he’s the only bi...read more »

Why are we building a base on the moon? So the President can have...read more »

Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if ...read more »

Why are the briefings so short? Because the Press Secretary reali...read more »

Why did it resonate? Because "Anxiety" was the lead emotion for e...read more »

Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »

Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye11/11/2009 14:12Better than a headshot in Complex!

@The_Mask_Smokin03/12/2011 11:58P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@RoboCop_9001/31/2015 14:39Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Green_Day_Fan03/02/2010 19:56Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Rugrats_Tommy03/26/2004 12:54A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Afk_For_Laughs12/15/2008 10:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.