2001 Classic: The Joaquin Phoenix Supporting Nod
Why was he there? To prove that playing a creepy Emperor is the best way to start a career of playing creepy everyone else. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Joaquin Phoenix Supporting Nod
1999 Archive: The Diet 2
“No more pizza.” “But it’s the last Friday of the millennium!” “Fine, one slice, but no pepperoni.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Diet 2
1999 Archive: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Do you have a backup plan?” “Yes, if the power goes out, I have a flashlight and a textbook.” Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Surgeon
1998 Vintage: The Screen Saver Trance
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for fifteen minutes, completely mesmerized by the Windows 98 “3D Maze” animation, thinking it’s a virtual tour of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Screen Saver Trance
1998 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be cremated? So he could “bill for the smoke.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines… Read More »1998 Classic: The Final Summary
1997 Vintage: The Banana
I’m a comedian. I’m just peeling with laughter. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Greg Norman “Shark” Fade
Why was the shark retreating? Because Tiger Woods took his throne and Greg realized the young guys weren’t afraid of the water anymore. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Greg Norman “Shark” Fade
1996 Classic: The RealAudio Lag
Why was the employee standing still? He was waiting for 30 seconds of audio to buffer. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Classic: The RealAudio Lag
1996 Archive: The Pre-Internet Bet
Two guys are arguing about a movie. They look at the bartender. The bartender says, “I’m a bartender, not IMDb. That doesn’t exist yet.” Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Pre-Internet Bet
1996 Vintage: The IPA Snob
A man walks into a new microbrewery and asks, “Is this beer hoppy?” The bartender says, “Sir, if I put any more hops in this,… Read More »1996 Vintage: The IPA Snob