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2006 Vintage: The “Contractor” hair-style

Why the high-and-tight with a goatee? To make sure the local insurgents know you’re “Military-ish” but with a higher salary.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9907/11/2010 23:22Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Encarta_User07/28/2001 13:33I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Inkjet_Printers09/30/2001 06:55Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Linux_Distro_User12/12/2003 13:04Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Space_Jam_Lola02/19/2006 22:13Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Party_On_Garth01/24/2010 23:21I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan04/12/2003 09:19Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Charlie_Bit_Me02/02/1995 03:12Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/18/1995 11:46Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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