Why did personal injury lawyers love 2015? Because thousands of teenagers on self-balancing scooters that occasionally caught fire were “walking” settlement checks. Part of the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Hoverboard Craze
Why the Thomas the Tank Engine? For proving that a fight scene on a toy train set can be more exciting than a city being… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Ant-Man Shrinking
Why was the tech-uncle so smug? Because he told everyone that “gasoline is for the 20th century” and that by next Thanksgiving, his car would… Read More »2012 Classic: The First Tesla Model S
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Bug
Why didn’t the lawyer survive the end of the world? Because he was too busy trying to file an “Extension of Time” for the universe.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Final Apocalypse
Why did the lawyer call it a “Swipe Right Retainer”? Because once you commit, there’s no turning back. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did it fail in the city? Because you can’t win a “Heart” with a 50-ton vehicle parked in a one-way street. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2011
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2011 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update
Why the Outkast solo? For proving that he was still the funkiest man in hip-hop, even without Andre 3000. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Big Boi “Sir Lucious Left Foot”
A guy orders a “Palladium Shot” and expects to feel invincible. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Iron Man 2
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