Why was the tech-uncle so smug? Because he told everyone that “gasoline is for the 20th century” and that by next Thanksgiving, his car would be able to cook the turkey using only batteries.
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I choose to believe it’s funny.