Why the Thomas the Tank Engine? For proving that a fight scene on a toy train set can be more exciting than a city being dropped from the sky.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI dol...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition
In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition
In 2021, Hollywood was all about the "Big Screen Comeback" and th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.