2005 Legacy: The Nine Inch Nails “With Teeth”
Why the “Hand That Feeds”? For Trent Reznor returning from the shadows to show the new kids how industrial rock was actually done. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Nine Inch Nails “With Teeth”
2005 Classic: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can win an argument in a “Read-Only” forum. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Chat Room
2005 Archive: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Remake)
Why was Willy Wonka so… pale? Because Johnny Depp turned the candy man into a reclusive weirdo who was more interested in “mumble-chatting” than actual… Read More »2005 Archive: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Remake)
2004 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” there, done that, posted the photo. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Butterfly Effect
Why were we afraid of time travel? Because Ashton Kutcher showed us that even if you go back to fix one thing, you’ll probably just… Read More »2004 Classic: The Butterfly Effect
2004 Archive: The Lost Theory
Why did the hikers get scared of a pig? Because they were convinced it was actually a “Smoke Monster” sent by the island to judge… Read More »2004 Archive: The Lost Theory
2002 Classic: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not just changing the bulb, I’m ‘sculpting’ the light.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new controller for my console! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Anita
2002 Classic: The Byron Moreno Controversy
Why was Italy so angry at the World Cup? Because the referee made so many bad calls against them that they thought he was secretly… Read More »2002 Classic: The Byron Moreno Controversy
2001 Archive: The Daft Punk Fan
“Work it, make it, do it, makes us… brighter.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Archive: The Daft Punk Fan