2009 Vintage: The Shakira “She Wolf”
Why the howling? For the year Shakira got experimental and released a dance-pop track about being a closet lycanthrope. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Shakira “She Wolf”
2009 Legacy: The Shift
I’m “changing” my vibe. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving thirteen consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2009 Legacy: The Club
I’m “joining.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Link
I’m “sharing” the wealth. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on the haters. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Stryker” in Kandahar
Why did it struggle? Because eight wheels are great for a highway, but 12th-century goat paths in Afghanistan have a very different “User Agreement.” Part… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Stryker” in Kandahar
2008 Legacy: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bit
2006 Archive: The Borat Fever
Why was the 2006 BBQ so awkward? Because every Uncle in America was wearing a neon “mankini” (in his mind) and shouting “Great Success!” every… Read More »2006 Archive: The Borat Fever