Why did it struggle? Because eight wheels are great for a highway, but 12th-century goat paths in Afghanistan have a very different “User Agreement.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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