1995 Classic: The Nobel

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nobel. / Nobel who? / No bell, that’s why I knocked!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8811/18/2000 13:00Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@MIRC_Ghost10/04/2007 14:58Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@American_Psycho_P03/28/1996 23:26I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan01/06/2009 02:02Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Keyboard_Cat_P12/23/2004 15:20Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Annoying_Orange11/29/1996 21:09Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Anonymous_User12/07/2014 17:11We are many. We are laughing.