2019 Classic: The “Chicken Sandwich” Wars
Why were people fighting in the Popeyes parking lot? Because the internet decided that one specific sandwich was worth more than world peace. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Chicken Sandwich” Wars
2018 Archive: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Little Star
2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Freedom
I can play Zelda on my TV, then take it to the bathroom, then take it on a plane. 2017 is the year my social life officially… Read More »2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Freedom
2017 Legacy: The 13 Reasons Why
I told her I have 13 reasons why I shouldn’t have to clean the garage. She stopped me at reason one: “Because I’m lazy.” Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 13 Reasons Why
2017 Archive: The Inauguration & “Alternative Facts”
Why was the crowd size the first debate of 2017? Because Sean Spicer introduced us to the concept of “Alternative Facts,” proving that in 2017,… Read More »2017 Archive: The Inauguration & “Alternative Facts”
2017 Classic: Game of Thrones (Season 7)
Why was the gravy “Beyond the Wall”? Because it was ice cold by the time the dragon-riding debate finally ended. Part of the 35 Thanksgiving… Read More »2017 Classic: Game of Thrones (Season 7)
2016 Archive: The Central Intelligence
“I’m a secret agent with a fanny pack!” “You’re just a dad with a fanny pack. The secret is that there are only fruit snacks inside.”… Read More »2016 Archive: The Central Intelligence
2016 Legacy: Pokémon GO
Why did everyone stop looking at the road in 2016? Because Nintendo convinced the entire planet that catching a Rattata in a pharmacy parking lot… Read More »2016 Legacy: Pokémon GO
2016 Classic: The Neon Demon Glitter
Why the fashion? For a movie that proved that the modeling industry is literally out to eat you alive. Part of the 39 Hollywood &… Read More »2016 Classic: The Neon Demon Glitter
2016 Vintage: The Netflix vs. HBO War
Why was it a draw? Because Netflix had the “cool” factor, but HBO had the dragons and the budget. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Netflix vs. HBO War