I can play Zelda on my TV, then take it to the bathroom, then take it on a plane. 2017 is the year my social life officially died so Link could find his memories.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
One joke to rule them all!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.