2023 Archive: The Stanley Cup Craze
“I need the limited edition pink tumbler!” “Why? You have twelve water bottles and you’re still dehydrated. It’s just a cup with a handle.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Stanley Cup Craze
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Because being a “Model 3 Generative Android” means you have to be viral and… Read More »2023 Vintage: M3GAN
2023 Classic: The Indiana Jones 5 Farewell
Harrison Ford is 80 and he’s still punching Nazis. 2023 is the year of the “Final-Final-Final Adventure.” Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The Indiana Jones 5 Farewell
2022 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Inflation Diet’.” “So you’re eating healthy?” “No, I just can’t afford groceries.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Diet
2022 Vintage: The “It’s Corn!” Kid
Why was the trick-or-treater so obsessed with a vegetable? “It’s corn! A big lump with knobs! It has the juice!”—the most wholesome and catchy interview… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “It’s Corn!” Kid
2022 Archive: The Fabelmans Camera
Why Spielberg? For a movie where Steven Spielberg admitted that his whole career started because he saw a train crash and wanted to see it… Read More »2022 Archive: The Fabelmans Camera
2020 Archive: The Cyberpunk 2077 Player
One, but the bulb is t-posing and the ladder keeps clipping through the floor. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year… Read More »2020 Archive: The Cyberpunk 2077 Player
2020 Legacy: The 2020 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing tie-dye sweatpants and a mask. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 Legend
2020 Classic: The Boris Johnson
A British guy walks in and out three times. “I’m in! I’m out! I’m shaking hands! I’m staying home!” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Boris Johnson
2020 Archive: The Waiting Room
The waiting room is a sidewalk. I’m standing in the rain, six feet away from a guy in a hazmat suit, reading a wet flyer… Read More »2020 Archive: The Waiting Room