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2022 Vintage: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Inflation Diet’.” “So you’re eating healthy?” “No, I just can’t afford groceries.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye12/21/2004 11:28Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Net_Addict_200010/31/1996 13:31My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Linux_Distro_User10/11/2002 11:29Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Not_Bad_Obama11/11/2001 15:57Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Dark_Web_Joker06/21/1997 10:21Found this on the deep end of the net.

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