A puddle. It’s the inevitable and slightly damp end to a very cool winter season.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
i’m bookmarking this. i need this kind of energy every day.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
literally me every monday morning. why is this so accurate??
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.