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2016 Classic: The Neon Demon Glitter

Why the fashion? For a movie that proved that the modeling industry is literally out to eat you alive.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
Why Bradley Cooper? For a performance so dedicated that he spent ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »

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2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander01/24/2003 16:23C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@ICQ_Classic09/12/2011 07:03That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Distracted_Boy08/19/2014 14:04Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@No_Way_Jose03/23/2009 00:20No way! That’s too much!
@Slow_Clap_Guy05/25/2001 00:03...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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