1995 Archive: The Hugo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll go mine!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan10/24/2004 03:53Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Frasier_Crane09/29/2004 16:04I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/28/2008 17:44Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Walter_Sobchak06/15/2014 21:23Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Ermahgerd_Girl08/26/2009 04:58ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Newgrounds_User10/10/2015 21:46Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!