Why did it fail in the city? Because you can’t win a “Heart” with a 50-ton vehicle parked in a one-way street.
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
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I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
... (Laughter in silence).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
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