2012 Vintage: The Retainer Fee

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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

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In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/06/2005 13:33One joke to rule them all!

@Rewritable_CD09/25/2010 00:47I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/30/2010 16:56Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Butthead_Uhhh12/03/2000 13:36Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Goonies_Never_D12/02/1997 17:22Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/21/2002 14:05You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Chocolate_Rain03/21/2004 15:20I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@I_See_What_You10/19/2005 01:05I see what you did there. Clever!