2016 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Thermostat
2016 Legacy: The Cleaning
She brought a drone to the family picnic just to check if I’d flipped the burgers “aerodynamically.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cleaning
2016 Archive: The Printer
I’m “inking” a deal for a new power bank. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Printer
2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Space Black’ Apple Watch as a deposit. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition… Read More »2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2015 Archive: The Sheep
I’m “following” the top influencers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: Wiz Khalifa (See You Again)
Why did every man have something in his eye in 2015? Because saying goodbye to Paul Walker in Furious 7 was the most emotional moment in the… Read More »2015 Classic: Wiz Khalifa (See You Again)
2015 Classic: The “Drag Me Down” One Direction
Why was the 4th so “Space-themed”? Because 1D went to NASA for their video, making “Independence” feel like a mission to the stars. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Drag Me Down” One Direction
2013 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
Why the focus on “Amphibious” again? To remind the world that Marines are basically just “Seals with larger rucksacks and more tradition.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
2012 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2012 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2011 Vintage: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Siri.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Closing Argument