2011 Legacy: The Watson Ego
My doctor is jealous of the IBM Watson computer. He said, “Watson may know every medical fact in history, but does he know how to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Watson Ego
2011 Vintage: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Siri.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Closing Argument
2010 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first iPhone. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Launch of Venmo
Why was “paying back” so social? Because we decided that everyone needs to see a public feed of us paying our roommates for “pizza and… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of Venmo
2009 Vintage: The Jersey Shore
A guy walks in with a spray tan and orange skin. The bartender asks, “Gym, tan, or laundry?” The guy says, “Just shots.” Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Jersey Shore
2008 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did The Counterfeiters win? Because the Academy loves a World War II story, especially if it’s in German and involves a lot of moral… Read More »2008 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
2007 Vintage: The Enchanted Transformation
Amy Adams proved that a Disney princess can survive New York, as long as she has cockroaches to help with the cleaning. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Enchanted Transformation
2007 Vintage: Nicolas Sarkozy’s Election
Why was “Sarko” called the “Hyper-President”? Because he moved so fast and talked so much that the French public felt like they had accidentally elected… Read More »2007 Vintage: Nicolas Sarkozy’s Election
2006 Legacy: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the old bulb to have a breakdown in the limo?” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Reality Producer
2006 Classic: Gears of War
Why was the basement so “chainsaw-heavy”? Because the Xbox 360 finally got its killer app, and “active reloading” became a more important skill than carving… Read More »2006 Classic: Gears of War