2019 Vintage: The “Talk” Khalid Vibe
Why was the 4th so “Chill”? Because Khalid’s voice made “just talking” feel like a professional sport for anyone sitting in a hammock. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Talk” Khalid Vibe
2018 Archive: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Direct Message’. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok… Read More »2018 Archive: The Referral
2018 Vintage: The Peppermint Movie
“I’m a mother out for revenge!” “Is it because someone ate the last yogurt? Because it was me. I’m sorry.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Peppermint Movie
2018 Classic: The Sergio Ramos vs. Mo Salah
Why was the Champions League Final so controversial? Because Ramos used a judo move on Salah, and Real Madrid won their third straight title while… Read More »2018 Classic: The Sergio Ramos vs. Mo Salah
2018 Legacy: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The “Beautiful Clean Coal” Quote
Why did the President say they “wash the coal”? To prove that in 2017, “Environmental Policy” was a lot like a laundry commercial. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Beautiful Clean Coal” Quote
2017 Vintage: The Migos “Culture”
Why “Bad and Boujee”? For the trio that officially made the “triplet flow” the only way anyone was allowed to rap in 2017. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Migos “Culture”
2016 Vintage: The White Russian
A guy says, “The Dude is 2016-compliant.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Thermostat
2016 Vintage: The Mimosa
“The only way to face a 2016 Monday.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified