2010 Legacy: The Bean

I’ve “been” here since the first iPhone.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

@Dial_Up_King07/17/2004 07:31Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/15/1997 19:00My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/09/2011 15:41Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Banner_Exchange09/06/2006 00:17Click my banner for more laughs!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/16/2001 03:24My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Influencer_9904/29/2010 21:56My followers need to see this!