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2018 Classic: The Sergio Ramos vs. Mo Salah

Why was the Champions League Final so controversial? Because Ramos used a judo move on Salah, and Real Madrid won their third straight title while Liverpool fans called for a lawyer.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Flashdance_What08/31/1999 01:07What a feeling! (Being funny).
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