2018 Archive: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Direct Message’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9909/26/2001 18:05I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@SpiderMan_Peter09/29/2002 11:58My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/15/2014 09:25You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@PeanutButter_J05/13/2001 23:27It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Hide_The_Pain_H11/17/1998 02:14I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Marquee_Text_Fan08/13/2006 11:24<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Construction_Dig06/05/2002 10:21Still digging for more humor!

@David_After_Dent01/14/2010 08:10Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Android_Bot_9905/12/2006 19:07Beep boop. Humor recognized.