2022 Vintage: The Artemis I Launch
Why were we looking at the moon again? Because NASA finally sent a rocket back there, and we realized that space is still the only… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Artemis I Launch
2022 Vintage: The Mask Habit
I saw a guy wearing a mask alone in his car, in the middle of a desert. My doctor said, “That’s not protection, that’s a… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Mask Habit
2022 Legacy: The Will Smith (Oscars)
I tried to make a joke at an awards show, but it was a “slap”-stick comedy I didn’t sign up for. Part of the 112… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Will Smith (Oscars)
2022 Legacy: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Firewall
2021 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” lucky after the stock surge. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The “Midnight in the Switchgrass” Joke
Why? For being the movie where Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly met, which is the only interesting thing that happened in the entire production.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Midnight in the Switchgrass” Joke
2019 Legacy: The Michelle Williams Speech
Why was her speech on equal pay a hit? For proving you can be a cinema icon and the loudest voice of reason in the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Michelle Williams Speech
2019 Vintage: The Lana Del Rey “Norman Fing Rockwell!”
* Why the long title? For the album that turned Lana into the ultimate American poet, making every critic fall in love with her “Cinnamon… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Lana Del Rey “Norman Fing Rockwell!”
2019 Classic: The Scientist
“We took the first picture of a Black Hole, which is ironically where all the light bulbs go when they die.” Part of the 54… Read More »2019 Classic: The Scientist
2019 Vintage: The “Talk” Khalid Vibe
Why was the 4th so “Chill”? Because Khalid’s voice made “just talking” feel like a professional sport for anyone sitting in a hammock. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Talk” Khalid Vibe