I saw a guy wearing a mask alone in his car, in the middle of a desert. My doctor said, “That’s not protection, that’s a security blanket. Let him be.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
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