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2004 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Victory Party

The church trustees finally celebrating the removal of the 1970s avocado-green shag carpet from the basement, only to realize the concrete floor underneath has forty years of industrial glue stuck to it.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9802/23/2012 06:41Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Men_In_Black_K04/16/1998 18:58We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Avatar_Na_vi07/13/2010 03:29I see you... laughing!
@Voodoo_3dfx02/25/2004 05:02The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Requiem_Dreamer08/08/2001 18:14That was intense... and funny!
@Numa_Numa_Guy02/13/2006 18:13Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Llamas_With_Hats08/01/2015 10:22Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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