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2009 Legacy: The Launch of Venmo

 Why was “paying back” so social? Because we decided that everyone needs to see a public feed of us paying our roommates for “pizza and bad decisions.”

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid02/21/2003 12:35Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Napster_Leech07/02/2015 22:09Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Scream_Ghostface12/07/2013 11:44Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Dorm_Room_Hero01/28/1996 17:58My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@CRT_Degauss09/20/2005 22:23BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Offspring_Guy01/11/1997 23:26The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Goonies_Never_D02/15/2000 04:14Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Confused_Travolta04/12/2006 17:20Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Dark_Web_Joker09/29/2007 14:37Found this on the deep end of the net.

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