Why the focus on “Amphibious” again? To remind the world that Marines are basically just “Seals with larger rucksacks and more tradition.”
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
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39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
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In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
A wild laugh appeared!