2015 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my ‘Space Black’ Apple Watch as a deposit.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer08/01/2002 16:26Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Sidekick_User09/07/2015 12:45Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Seinfeld_George09/16/2012 02:29What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/04/1997 13:40Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Animorphs_X01/25/2009 10:21I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Party_On_Garth03/02/2005 19:48I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/24/2003 13:24Heh heh heh. Good one.