2002 Classic: The Spidey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spidey. / Spidey who? / Spidey (Despite-he) is a superhero, he still has to knock! Part of the 45… Read More »2002 Classic: The Spidey
2002 Vintage: The Dial-Up Website Freeze
The parish secretary locking up the entire office telephone line for an hour just trying to upload a single low-resolution photograph onto the church’s new… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Dial-Up Website Freeze
2001 Vintage: The USB Coffee Warmer
Why was the desk on fire? Because 2001-era USB ports weren’t meant to heat beverages. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP &… Read More »2001 Vintage: The USB Coffee Warmer
2001 Archive: The Encarta 2001 Upgrade
Clicking through the interactive virtual tours on your home encyclopedia software instead of actually writing the summary for your geography presentation. Part of the 34… Read More »2001 Archive: The Encarta 2001 Upgrade
2000 Classic: The O Brother, Where Art Thou? Bluegrass
Why George Clooney’s hair? For proving that even in the Great Depression, a man’s biggest priority is his brand of hair pomade. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The O Brother, Where Art Thou? Bluegrass
2000 Classic: The Viagra 2.0
A guy takes a pill and waits. His wife asks, “Is it working?” He says, “I don’t know, I think the results are still being… Read More »2000 Classic: The Viagra 2.0
2000 Legacy: The Y2K Post-Mortem
Returning thirty cans of emergency canned beef to the supermarket on January 2nd because the world didn’t end and Grandpa refuses to eat processed meat… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Y2K Post-Mortem
1999 Vintage: The Online Research
“I found my symptoms on a website,” the patient said. The doctor replied, “Well, the website says you’re a toaster. I think we need a… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Online Research
1999 Vintage: The Tomato
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Tomato
1999 Archive: The Desktop Clutter
Why was the Recycle Bin full? Because the employee was “clearing the path” for the new millennium. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Desktop Clutter