Why George Clooney’s hair? For proving that even in the Great Depression, a man’s biggest priority is his brand of hair pomade.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition
In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
This humor took me to new heights!