2006 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2005 Legacy: King Kong
Why was the monkey so big? Because Peter Jackson missed Middle-earth and decided that if he couldn’t have Hobbits, he’d have a three-story gorilla. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: King Kong
2004 Legacy: The Ashlee Simpson “Jig”
Why was the karaoke so awkward? Because everyone tried to pretend they were singing live, only to get caught “lip-syncing” and doing an awkward hoedown.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ashlee Simpson “Jig”
2004 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Verification
The senior pastor proudly referencing a brand-new internet website called “Wikipedia” during his sermon to prove a historical fact, while the tech-savvy college students in… Read More »2004 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Verification
2003 Archive: The 2003 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the “End of the Network Era”? Because it was the last year the broadcast networks felt like they owned the room before the cable… Read More »2003 Archive: The 2003 Final Emmy Vibe
2003 Legacy: The “Enduring Freedom” vs “Iraqi Freedom”
Why two names? To make sure the historians get as confused as the logistics officers. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Enduring Freedom” vs “Iraqi Freedom”
2003 Archive: The Daredevil Leather
Ben Affleck in red leather. We’ve all agreed to forget this happened as soon as the DVD leaves the player. Part of the 69 Observational… Read More »2003 Archive: The Daredevil Leather
2003 Vintage: The Spam Law
Why did lawyers love the 2003 “CAN-SPAM” Act? Because it meant they could finally sue the people sending them “Cheap Viagra” emails—or at least bill… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Spam Law
2003 Vintage: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can get a “Bot” to apologize. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Chat Room
2002 Legacy: The Avril Lavigne Look
Why did the dress code policy get updated in September? Because every teenage girl showed up wearing a loose men’s necktie over a white t-shirt… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Avril Lavigne Look