2013 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
2013 Vintage: The “Night Vision” GPNVG-18 Cost
Why $40,000? Because seeing in the dark in four different directions is a luxury that only the “Coolest Guys” can afford. Part of the 37… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Night Vision” GPNVG-18 Cost
2013 Classic: The Imagine Dragons Fan
“Welcome to the new age… to the new age… of energy-efficient lighting.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Imagine Dragons Fan
2013 Classic: The 50 Years of Bond Montage
Why? Because the Academy realized that James Bond has been to more Oscars ceremonies than most of the people in the room. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The 50 Years of Bond Montage
2013 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2012 Archive: The “Linsanity”
Why was all of New York wearing #17 jerseys? Because Jeremy Lin came off the bench, slept on a teammate’s couch, and played like Michael… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Linsanity”
2012 Legacy: The Snapchat Screenshot
Why did the lawyer take a photo of a Snapchat? To prove that “nothing is ever truly deleted” if you have a billable motive. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Snapchat Screenshot
2011 Vintage: The Bridesmaids Effect
Why were the ladies at the BBQ so hilarious? Because Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig proved that a “wardrobe malfunction” in a bridal shop is… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Bridesmaids Effect
2011 Classic: The Horrible Bosses Lessons
Why the trio? For proving that if you’re going to kill your boss, you should probably hire Jamie Foxx (aka Motherf**ker Jones) as your consultant.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Horrible Bosses Lessons
2010 Legacy: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the new tech. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified