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2013 Vintage: The “Night Vision” GPNVG-18 Cost

Why $40,000? Because seeing in the dark in four different directions is a luxury that only the “Coolest Guys” can afford.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/15/1997 20:58You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Cipher_Steak01/19/2007 13:16Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Blade_Runner_201909/13/1998 14:44All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Snatch_Mickey03/27/2005 18:46Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/31/1996 23:01All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Annoying_Orange07/13/1999 07:51Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Hacktivist_Fan06/09/2014 16:12Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Android_Bot_9912/22/2015 23:49Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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