Why was all of New York wearing #17 jerseys? Because Jeremy Lin came off the bench, slept on a teammate’s couch, and played like Michael Jordan for three weeks before anyone even knew his last name.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
You must construct additional laughs!