1999 Vintage: The Tomato

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Pixel_Addict12/31/2014 18:13LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Frasier_Crane12/04/2005 21:55I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Macarena_Dancer10/04/2002 22:51Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Harry_Potter_Ron08/07/2002 05:09Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Bill_Ted_Excell05/05/1999 12:15Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/05/2001 21:03Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Trogdor_Burn07/02/2012 10:15Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@True_Story_Neil04/01/2002 18:42True story! I was there!