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2009 Legacy: Parks and Recreation Debut

 Why was the pit so deep? Because Amy Poehler and a bunch of lovable losers in Pawnee proved that local government is 90% bureaucracy and 10% waffles.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder07/28/2014 04:59I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Buffy_Summers_9707/13/2011 11:55Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Trainspotting_Rent10/30/2009 18:19Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Ferris_Bueller10/11/2000 09:10Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@White_Goodman_G11/10/2006 14:08We’re better than you, and we know it!
@AllYourBase_9910/18/1995 10:27All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Harambe_Memories08/03/2015 00:21Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Evil_Kermit_M04/26/2012 05:44Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

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