“I found my symptoms on a website,” the patient said. The doctor replied, “Well, the website says you’re a toaster. I think we need a second opinion.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
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