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2002 Vintage: The Dial-Up Website Freeze

The parish secretary locking up the entire office telephone line for an hour just trying to upload a single low-resolution photograph onto the church’s new homepage.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Spice_Girl_Posh04/03/2011 21:23Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Zoolander_Derek08/01/2007 03:07What is this? A joke for ants?
@MP3_Encoder01/14/1997 23:20128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Requiem_Dreamer10/31/2012 12:29That was intense... and funny!
@Dirty_Dancing_F03/03/2002 16:22Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Footloose_Ren01/29/1999 18:37Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@WordPress_Fan_0312/21/2005 09:01The best thing since version 1.0!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/06/1995 03:57This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

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