2011 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a new YouTube channel. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The “dj Got Us Fallin’ In Love”
Usher and Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide has officially begun his global takeover. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “dj Got Us Fallin’ In Love”
2010 Legacy: The “Airplanes” B.o.B & Hayley Williams
Why were we staring at the sky? Because we “could really use a wish right now” that the fireworks would actually start on time. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Airplanes” B.o.B & Hayley Williams
2010 Archive: The Red Dead Redemption Cowboy
“This room ain’t big enough for the both of us… and the darkness.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Red Dead Redemption Cowboy
2009 Classic: Angry Birds
Why was everyone flicking their fingers at the screen? Because a Finnish company convinced us that birds hating green pigs was the pinnacle of mobile… Read More »2009 Classic: Angry Birds
2009 Legacy: The Fabric
I’m “weaving.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive… Read More »2008 Classic: The Refresh
2007 Classic: The Spandex
I’m “stretching” my data. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The “Winning” Definition
Why did it change every week? Because in 2007, “Winning” was just “Having fewer explosions today than we had yesterday.” Part of the 41 Military… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Winning” Definition
2006 Vintage: The Russian “Alexander Litvinenko” Incident
Why did this scare the military? Because it proved that “Polonium” is the ultimate “Special Ops” weapon for people who want to send a message… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Russian “Alexander Litvinenko” Incident