Why did it change every week? Because in 2007, “Winning” was just “Having fewer explosions today than we had yesterday.”
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.