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2007 Vintage: The “Winning” Definition

Why did it change every week? Because in 2007, “Winning” was just “Having fewer explosions today than we had yesterday.”

Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve05/23/2003 11:22Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@The_Mask_Smokin01/07/2003 02:38P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Winamp_Playlist01/13/2014 22:28Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Kazaa_Leecher09/17/2004 02:58I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Fat_Bastard_Get04/16/2007 04:11Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Zoolander_Mug03/31/2001 16:51I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Nyan_Cat_Space12/06/2007 17:06Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Grinds_My_Gears11/03/2011 10:17You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Leet_Speaker_7703/31/2009 19:227h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Cloud_Computing05/24/2004 03:34Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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