Why were the briefings so short? Because “We’re still reading the Snowden leaks” was the only honest answer.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The farce is strong with this one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.