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2013 Vintage: The “Strategic” Silence of 2013

Why were the briefings so short? Because “We’re still reading the Snowden leaks” was the only honest answer.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_304/30/1995 19:35Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Yahoo_Directory05/26/2007 05:50Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Shrek_Ogrelord12/30/2002 04:37Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@StarWars_Nerd04/27/2002 07:07The farce is strong with this one!
@Winamp_Playlist12/01/2005 20:16Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/08/2001 12:14Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Nyan_Cat_Space12/06/2014 11:06Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Railgun_Sniper12/22/2015 15:16I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Forever_Alone_X01/24/2009 19:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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