Why was everyone flicking their fingers at the screen? Because a Finnish company convinced us that birds hating green pigs was the pinnacle of mobile entertainment.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This is why we need the internet.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
What is this? A joke for ants?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!