Why did this scare the military? Because it proved that “Polonium” is the ultimate “Special Ops” weapon for people who want to send a message that lasts for half-lives.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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